But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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