so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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