So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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