yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂