are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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