you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yea but for you.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"