i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
