One girl and one boy is just not enough.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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