Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Everything about him screamed your future.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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