brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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