I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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