Your mouth is God's brothel.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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