the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
