Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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