Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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