Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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