I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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