Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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