i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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