like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Farmville is her only friend.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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