yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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