Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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