piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
True strength comes from lack of pants
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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