is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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