Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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