..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i dont even know how to be here
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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