she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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