Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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