I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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