i think my tv is drunk
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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