absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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