butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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