I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
