Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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