Christians are straight up FREAKS
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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