I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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