so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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