just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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