i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
