i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I am available for nakedness
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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