Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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