Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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