They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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