Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
