; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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