rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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