cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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