This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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