Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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