I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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