Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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