I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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