Don't you send me to vm
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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