sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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