S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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