whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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