I look better un-naked...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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