How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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